1. Because you get used to waking up to streets like this every morning...
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2. ...going for your morning runs on days like this...
3. ...or battling morning traffic like this.
4. Because "no entry" does not mean no entry in 2144 and clearly the rules don't apply in Western Sydney.
5. ...Except when law enforcing citizens with spray cans are involved.
6. Which is probably why we take littering very seriously here in Western Sydney.
7. Because you'll never find supporters as loyal as those in Western Sydney.
8. No seriously look at this guy. His face just oozes loyalty.
9. Because living in Western Sydney means living on the edge. Literally.
10. All whilst battling extreme weather conditions...like the snow.
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11. Cue Westie Winter Wonderland.
12. But seriously, wasn't there bushfires in the Blue Mountains just last year?
13. Western Sydney has probably turned you into a territorial breed of life. Click the mysterious void of space below and see why.
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14. Or at the very least a patient kind...
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15. But even the popo are lovin' it on this side of town.
16. Because we appreciate art here in Western Sydney.
17. And we all know where the guys behind the $9 million George Street sculpture really got their inspiration from.
18. But that's okay, because Western Sydneysiders have plenty of other great ideas for sculptures.
19. And even greater kebabs.
20. Because you'll never find homewares anywhere else like Western Sydney.
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22. ...and your New Year's Day recovery session like this.
23. Because Western Sydney is basically foodie heaven.
24. Because our Christmas lights displays go awf.
25. But not as much as Roxy Sundays did before it closed "indefinitely" :(
26. Because Asian Bankstown is the best place in the Western (Sydney) world to stock up on Asian groceries.
27. Because Sydney's hottest restaurants are in the suburbs, not the CBD.
29. Because if you want to eat posh, you can enjoy fine dining in the West too. So. Many. Choices.
30. And we won't judge you if you want to drink the same drink twice.
31. Because Cabramatta is the (second) best place in the world to eat Vietnamese food.
32. ...like 2kg Pho.
33. And the only place better than Lakemba for Lebanese food is Beruit.
34. Because snack packs anywhere else is just plain wrong.
37. Because you can eat the World's Greatest Gelato. Every. Single. Day.
38. But who needs gelato when you have deep fried golden gaytime?
39. Because we're not about trying to control the action. We're wet n wild ;)
40. And we love enjoying views of the peaks. *insert suggestive smirk face emoji here*
41. Because Wikipedia deems us important.
42. Even if our Anaconda don't.
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43. Because we like invented street style.
44. Oi. Ya dirty c*nts. 'ere in th bushland we all bout dat sun fuckin' safety. Period.
45. Orite. Listen up 2 this 1 ya dirty mongrel. Cause we aint 'fraid of showin' suma dat Au$$i3 pryd3. Straya cu*t. Period.
46. Especially when you've got fine sheilas like this.
47. You'll never find a bargain like you do out in the west.
48. Especially when you shop at places like this.
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49. Because Costco.
50. Costco is life.
51. And free samples at Costco are just life +1.
52. Because b1tch3$ luv animals and Featherdale Wildlife Park has said animals. Bae city, bae city, bitch.
53. Because where else in the world does a wildlife park overlook the bitchin-est place in town.
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54. ...or the streets of Auburn.
55. Because El Jannah will give you goosebumps.
56. Every.
57. Single.
58. Day.
59. And Western Sydney sunsets are pretty goosebump inducing too.
60. Because after all the sun always sets down in the west.
Travis Chau
No side of town can beat Western Sydney for ruthless behaviour, lengths of police tape and effortless charcoal chicken. Its weekly fireworks displays and garlic sauce have ruined you. So smile: You're a Westie 5eva.
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